Season 8 - Episode 801 - Good Times With Weapons

The boys will buy from a local fair, ninja weapons. Now they are ninjas with super cool powers and stuff and they will fight Professor Chaos (Butters). As a result of this fight, Butters gets a ninja star in his eye from Kenny. They try to find a way to get out of trouble.
Cartman 's power of getting "invisible" will make him walk around naked, in front of many people.

Season 9 - Episode 914- Bloody Mary

Stan's dad being pulled over for drunk driving, will make Stan very embarrassed in front of his friends. In a close town is discovered a bleeding statue of Mary. Stan's dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his "disease."

Season 9 - Episode 913- Free Willzyx

With the police following them, the boys and others will try to save / return to his family a talking whale.
They'll risk everything for their unusual friend.

Season 9 - Episode 912- Trapped in the Closet

Stan will be recognized by some religious leaders, as being the second come.
A famous R&B singer is the resolving key of this mess.

Season 9 - Episode 911 - Ginger Kids

Cartman has a mysterious disease called "Gingervitus". An now he gets ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles. Tired of this he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

Season 9 - Episode 910 - Follow That Egg

Mrs. Garrison is still in love with Mr. Slave.
The problem is that Mr. Slave has already another new love, that he plans to marry with.
Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

Season 9 - Episode 909 - Marjorine

The 4th grade girls have a device that tells the future. The boys have to get that device, so they will act. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate when girls are having a sleepover.